Just for the uniformed MEN.....zorsi.

Noelle. This secret, double agent zorse can often be found roaming the morgues with her friend bethany, chatting up the sarcastic dead folk. Her skills include tribal dancing, spontanously turning into potatoes, and the rare ability to relate anything to harry potter. She loves the omlettes from the magnolia cafe, and thinks they all deserve to die (tell you why). Her problems include killing people and eating hands...that's two things. She likes to watch old conducters' hair flop while singing opera, but hates ladies who hate sopranos. Oh and also, voldemort killed her parents with spiders. click click.

Susanna. This other zorse (though not double agent) can often be found on stage singing spontaneous showtunes to her beloved cheese entrepenure and ucef. She also loves to tribal dance and burn pictures of hated you-may-know-whos, and smash cds with hammers. She is enraptured by cheese sellers and all forms of singing, and loves latte boys. Her body is often violated by random hooligans, and is very juicy. She is quite energetic and did i mention she loves musicals? especially ones no one has ever heard of. She tries, which is nessicary.

Kerchuan. This POPULAR girl also enjoys omlettes from the magnolia cafe and finds telephones hilarious. She thought it was a snake when it started moving. And loves to barter with chinese street venders. She is enamored with apples to apples, and quit choir...because shes lame and only likes one harry potter movie, which is sad, but we love her anyways. She loves to watch drunk squirrls and scary stories. 'nuff said.

Bethany is an undercover noelle who can often be found in morgues with her doppleganger. Her uniformed men are all dead and extremely sarcastic teens. She loves sopranos but is now and alto, come to the light side with her mischevious body. Her ex bf is stupid, but i cant remember why (there IS a good reason) i guess hes just not even worth remembering. Hes the voldemort to my harry potter. She would make a great aladin, and didnt even start over 3 times.

Akilah loves a man in uniform. She is a non-believer in both the dead and zorsi, but her body is not bold for she perfers salsa dancing. She hates scary stories, but can't leave the room or she will be the first to die. Her stories however are quite scandilatious and amazing oh and did i mention loooong? She likes harry potter and her cousin is mmmmm. all in all quite fresh.